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BEST LEMON EVARInspired by :iconCaptain-Fan:'s lovely journal and for all your lemony needs:BEST LEMON EVAR by TheNobodyofaSOLDIER
ONCE UPON A FREAKING TIME, THERE WAS A SEXYASS CHICK NAMED *insert name here:* YOU. *insert character name here* THOUGHT YOU WERE SO FREAKING HAWT AND WAS SO OVERWHELMED BY YOUR HAWTNESS THAT HE WANTED TO GET IT ON WITH YOU. ONCE UPON ANOTHER FREAKING TIME, YOU GUYS BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER AND DID RANDOM SHIT MOST OF THE DAY, AND BY THE EVENING YOU GUYZEZ WANTED EACH OTHER SO BAD THAT YOU WENT HOME AND GOT THE SEXY TIMES ON, AND IT WAS REALLY HAWT.
Okay, there, I wrote you a lemon. XD
Fo cereal, like any other stories, if I get inspiration for one, I'll write one.
Twice and twice shall he be marked,|
twice to live, and twice to die.
Once the heron, to set his path.
Twice the heron, to name him true.
Once the Dragon, for remembrance lost.
Twice the Dragon, for the price he must pay.
-Karaethon Cycle, 'The prophecies of the Dragon'